The Screaming Lobster Inn

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No New Posts The Tavern

The universal speak-easy. One of the oak tables has 'Hot potato!' etched into it with a pen knife.

20 157 AMV's = a serious waste of time
by Kaida Shade
Apr 9, 2009 8:49:26 GMT
No New Posts Punch the Landlord

Any questions you may have.

3 26 The Bastion's First Competition
by Kaida Shade
Mar 18, 2009 20:04:49 GMT
No New Posts Tenant Roster

Introduce yourself to the fidgety landlord - and everyone else.

15 97 Hai thar^^
by Schemilix
Mar 11, 2009 16:31:29 GMT
No New Posts Ol' Smokey's Corner

A smoke shrouded corner. If you want to risk the lung cancer, come and enjoy some games. (No post count increase.)

6 260 The Rule 34 Game
by Edwardbew
Apr 17, 2020 22:55:44 GMT
No New Posts Ol' Smokey's Showcase

The place to show off your skills to all and sundry.

Sub-boards: The Neglected Musicians, The Wall of Parchment, The Endless Bookshelf

13 62 The Eyes
by Nami
Jun 26, 2009 19:26:40 GMT
No New Posts The Noteboard of Adventure

We're going on an adventure, Lord Charles, we're going to Confectionary Mountain. Here is list of the worlds and who they belong to, and other stuff any traveller needs.

Sub-board: The Suggestion Box

10 43 Cork Board
by Schemilix
Apr 7, 2009 17:28:44 GMT

The Great Scroll

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No New Posts The Writ of The Great Scroll

The Law which has existed since the dawn of dawns, which The Scroll hath deemed to be unbreakable.

3 5 What The Scroll Doth Deem Worthy
by Suki ~Graficcha
Feb 24, 2009 17:39:44 GMT
No New Posts Races of the Nexus Worlds

Here is where one may submit to The Scroll races for IT to deem if IT findeth them worthy.

31 128 Genetic Experiment Type Two: Ourettes
by Suki ~Graficcha
Mar 22, 2009 21:35:30 GMT
No New Posts Denizens of the Nexus Worlds

Here is where one may submit to The Scroll the names of your travellers so that IT may deem if IT findeth them worthy.

Sub-boards: Bastion Campaign Characters, Sin 'City' Characters

84 355 Piere Dumont
by Schemilix
Oct 3, 2009 20:39:33 GMT

The Nexus Bastion

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No New Posts Bowels of the Bastion

Nobody has ever seen the outside of the Bastion. Gateways exist in many places, though they are usually stumbled into by mistake. Entering the gateway, one is usually thrown into a vast, nonsensical hallway. Welcome to the Nexus.

Sub-board: Campaign: 'EVIL' Headquarters

3 143 A Crazy Man in a Hallway
by Suki ~Graficcha
Jan 2, 2009 19:37:21 GMT
No New Posts The Screaming Lobster Inn

This is the way point, the centre, the inexplicably all-roads-lead-to-Rome figurehead of the Bastion. It is an odd, anachronistic inn with fish and peanuts flying around the ceiling, where any adventurer can find a night's rest and a place to start. How does it have so many rooms? And so much god damn booze?!

4 375 With Your Broken Wing I'm Falling [Schem]
by NylL
Jun 20, 2009 21:57:55 GMT
No New Posts The UniVerse

The collective that holds all worlds, including that recently emerged ball of yarn now called the Nexus Bastion. Don't get lost in this vast empty space, and safe travelling!

Sub-board: Silva

3 139 Aroth: A God roams
by Kaida Shade
May 7, 2009 17:40:31 GMT
No New Posts CrossQuarters

Private home, enter at own risk (the closet eats you, shhh)

1 118

Arda

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No New Posts Free Roaming

Arda's vast and young~!

1 141 where the hell!?
by Suki ~Graficcha
Feb 23, 2009 23:47:42 GMT
No New Posts In Towns

Feudal style ahoy, all races permitted, not all well-loved though.

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No New Posts Taste of Havens - 1 Viewing

A collective of safe places for those who seek shelter from opression and hunters of the weyrd ~heaven and earth

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End

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No New Posts Roaming

Visit the scenic valley of End!

2 64 Roaming, Fighting. And a little more roaming...
by courtjester
Mar 11, 2009 22:06:23 GMT
No New Posts The Town

A most pleasant place for the inhabitants of End. Unfortunately, they're not that used to strangers...

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No New Posts The Underground

The part of the town under the mountain. Watch out for falling books!

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Maerinn

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No New Posts Krei

A hot, vast, humid rainforest, the catacombs of which are home to the Maerath demons; their Archlord is now Roman Chevalier, previously Lowell Bizde.

1 412 The man in the rainforest....
by dizzi800
Dec 28, 2008 23:05:20 GMT
No New Posts Fell

A desert island far, far to the north of Hohlstein. Here the people speak Arabic, Hindi, Swahili, Zulu, Romani, and many others, and some rather odd races call this harsh climate home.

1 1 Good bye friends and Enemies
by dizzi800
Dec 24, 2008 19:30:44 GMT
No New Posts The Avari Clan

A plain where the carnivorous forest Aeyawood used to be, where the angels now live. They mostly reside in the catacombs left behind, and they face out on an enormous cliff that feels like home.

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No New Posts Merai

A large city laced with rivers and lakes. There are several parts, some speaking Japanese nearest the mainland, some Mandarin or Cantonese depending on their proximity to the mountain, and the North side speak Korean.

1 146 #1 is hungry...
by Suki ~Graficcha
Dec 28, 2008 23:00:50 GMT
No New Posts Asipien

Warm, sunny city on the west coast, just across the sea from Afgifte. The people here speak Spanish as their native language, though many speak Greek, Nahuatl, and various Native American languages.

1 151 A Wandering Wonder
by Nami
Feb 5, 2009 20:02:44 GMT
No New Posts Verinn

A vast city on the Upper East coast. It is temperate, though usually cold, and rains constantly. Though once ruled by a monarchy it is now reigned over by the mysterious Section Kryptos.

5 348 Out In the Cold
by Nami
Apr 4, 2009 12:38:59 GMT
No New Posts Hinter-Hohlstein

An icy cold city situated above Verinn. The natives here speak German, though most pick up English due to proximity. Watch out for Gryphons and rampaging statues.

2 115 Working out the steps
by Suki ~Graficcha
Jan 30, 2009 23:58:24 GMT

Biblios

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No New Posts St. Gallsbane

The main city of Veldijk, the only continent, or so the natives would have you believe. Full of Godess fearing, gay-hating Victorian types; and Kraymer van Dreig.

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Earth/Adagria

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No New Posts France

Ze land of ze baguettes and ze people who eat ze frogs and snails.

1 60 Parisian Nights
by Kaida Shade
Feb 25, 2009 17:29:04 GMT
No New Posts Switzerland

Welcome to the humble abode of the LHC!

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No New Posts Germany

Welkommen in Deutschland, wie geht's?

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No New Posts North America

In America! ...You may now RP.

1 33 Finally Home
by dizzi800
Mar 21, 2009 14:23:55 GMT
No New Posts The British Isles

England, Ireland, Scotland, and that country full of dragons nobody remembers.

2 809 Tarin Dragon in London [Dropped due to Boredom]
by dizzi800
Feb 2, 2009 22:59:10 GMT

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